My People

So on my way to school over the past few years, I have noticed the same people walking to work or lingering outside who I see almost everyday.  I don't think many people notice or even care about the people around them who they don't personally know.  I would just like to share with you a little bit about each character that I have seen for extended periods of time.  I don't see all of them anymore, but for some reason I deeply care for and identify with these people.

1. Cheek Flab - he is the one who started it all.  We realized that we often saw this thin man dressed in a suit walking to work and he had an insane amount of cheek flab.  Even though he was thin, his face just didn't slim down!  This guy is one of the most special characters I see.
2. Eclectic Woman - This lady is one of my favorites! We call her eclectic woman because she always dresses in a hodgepodge of different articles of clothing.  She often wears long skirts, bandeau tops, and big floppy sunhats.  She also has a specific gait that makes her easy to identify.  Think of a "walk like an Egyptian" type of style.
3. Bad Dye Job - I don't see her anymore, but bad dye job was an elderly woman who dyed her hair red.  Unfortunately, she just didn't understand the concept of root touch ups.  The top two inches of her head were a dull gross grey.  Despite this, she carried on with her life and exhibited normal behavior.
4. On Parole - this person is a young man who insists on walking his two pitbulls past my little sisters elementary school almost every fucking morning.  I could just imagine this guy just getting out of jail and adopting some pitbull puppies.  Another thing about him, is his facial structure even LOOKS like a pitbull, it's too funny.
5. Ziggy - I really like Ziggy, he reminds me of someone I could actually be friends with.  Ziggy works at a linen store.  A really sketchy looking linen store that is most likely a front for a drug smuggling operation.  He has spiky gelled up hair and this weird pervert mustache thing.  He stands outside the shop leaning against the wall every morning just chillin, taking to a friend.
6. Hoochie Mama - she always struts to work in these sexual outfits paired with a low cut top and enormous sky high heels.  Cracks me up, whatta whore

Those are my main friends I see in the morning.  I have around 5 more, but I'm too tired and lazy to write those down.  So even though these people are a lot different from each other, in my mind they are combined to form this wonderful imaginary circle of friends.  When I see one of them it just brightens my day that much more.  These are my people.